AND THAT’S HOW YOU WIN A FUCKING CLASICO. NOT THROUGH PENALTIES, NOT THROUGH REFS, NOT THROUGH CHEAP DIVING. BUT THROUGH HARD WORK, DETERMINATION, AND ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL CLASS.
Things we must remember:
Joly and Bossuet as Grantaire’s drinking buddies is canon
JOLY BEING NEARLY ABLE TO DRINK GRANTAIRE UNDER THE TABLE IS ALSO CANON
so with that in mind, imagine if you will a teeny tiny Joly matching Grantaire shot for shot when they meet and Grantaire just blurting out "Where the fuck do you put it all?”
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
You can’t deny that this isn’t a problem on tumblr. You can’t deny making someone feel like shit for being born white and cis isn’t okay. The fact that people feel guilty for existing is sad, and you can’t deny that Tumblr’s Social Justice side is getting pretty unhealthy on many levels.
Understanding privilege is important, but making people feeling shitty for who they are is fucked up. I don’t even care what your reasons are, if you are trying to make somebody feel like shit for who they are and dismissing their feelings because they apparently don’t matter, you are bad and should feel bad.
"Now I’m marrying my eldest son to a wicked little bitch from Highgarden.”
[RIPS OFF SHIRT]
[PUTS ON CROWN]
[CUTS OFF OWN HAND]
[SCREAMS AT TOP OF LUNGS]
GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF!!!!!!!!!! THRONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!